Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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