it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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