I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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