He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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