Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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