Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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