"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
