and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
