I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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