i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize