Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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