Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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