wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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