Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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