He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love having hate sex.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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