Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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