And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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