I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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