I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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