i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
stop calling my apartment porn island.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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