i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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