Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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