How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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