Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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