I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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