You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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