idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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