I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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