ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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