Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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