There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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