Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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