I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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