hotel room ftw
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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