defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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