I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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