I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
love makes seman taste better
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She bit a glass in half.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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