he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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