OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
