But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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