Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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