I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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