I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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