i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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