I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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