Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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