There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Panties = found
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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