I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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