What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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