i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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