So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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