May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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