you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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